To the Tune of Wheel of

Shinonome makes an expression that could freeze hell over, if they hadn’t already trudged through it to get here. “What…is this?”“The Latin terminology is viscum album," Gouto observes, almost shouting over the din of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra over the mounted speakers in the living room. "It’s classified as part of the Santalaceae family—”“It’s mistletoe!” Amiguchi nearly spills the crystal pitcher full of red drink (not wine, not cranberry juice—unidentified drink) in his excitement. “And you’re the first to fall under its ancient trap. You know the rules, now—”“No,” Shinonome says.Or: Shu Amiguchi sets up mistletoe at the modern au holiday party and hilarity ensues!!! My submission for the 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim server Secret Santa exchange! All Canon Pairings.