bring the guns out of shotgun wedding

For the sake of Mission Strix and the preservation of peace between Jing and Wei, WISE’s infamous secret agent Yuanjun infiltrates the Wei capital as Qi Yan, university professor of literature, discreet widower and father of twin children. He now needs to enroll Yuxiao and Jinwushu at Eden, so they can either become Imperial Scholars or befriend Shangguan Fu, grandson of the target Nangong Rang, in order for Qi Yan to enter in contact with the leader of the Nationalist Party threatening to unleash war again. Problem is, Eden is notoriously difficult to get into for commoners.Thankfully, her colleague Ma Jingnu comes up with a solution out of the goodness of her (thirsty) (vindictive) (sincere) heart.Or: Spy X Family crackish AU I wrote in one afternoon to celebrate the donghua trailer