If You Knew What I Still

“You stole my fucking shirt!”“No idea what you’re talking about,” Lance says breezily, draping himself on top of Pidge, who immediately sends him tumbling to the floor via hard shove. Lance is not phased in the slightest, and simply gets up and drapes himself over Hunk, who has had over ten years to get used to Lance as a person and so he does not react. “I bought this shirt for myself at the space mall.”Keith is incensed. Fuming. Rage-filled.(And a little pleased to see that Lance is wearing his clothes.)(A little.)(Like, the most minuscule, tiny amount. It doesn’t even count, really.)“Take it off, you asshole! It’s mine!”---OR: Lance has a theft problem. Keith wishes -- like, truly wishes -- that he could be properly mad about it.