Domestic Happiness Thou

Stiles isn’t quite sure how this happened. He certainly doesn’t remember volunteering for this particular mission and yet here he is, playing house with Peter Hale of all people. White picket fence, yellow front door, mailbox with their names on it. It’s incredibly surreal.

Stiles isn’t sure how they’re going to successfully pull off a newlywed couple either. Just because he’s finally grown into his body and isn’t a gangly youth anymore doesn’t mean that he looks old enough to pull this off. He’s 24, barely out of Hogwarts (Deaton always sighs heavily when Stiles refers to his emissary training as Hogwarts) and he’s now fake married to Peter because they are the only single members of the pack. Stiles thinks that because they were the only single members that the job should have been fobbed off to one of them but apparently not. Apparently Stiles status as a spark means he’s the only one who can defeat the siren. Deaton had said something cryptic about werewolves being too easily influenced by high pitch frequencies. Something like that. Basically Stiles is the chosen one.