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Summary
Co-written with poor_napoleon and ladymoonray. We would like to apologise to cassieclaire, the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien's ghost, Peter Jackson, Jerry Bruckheimer, Johnny Depp (arrrr), The Fast Show, and anyone who knows us.
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