We have Only Good Ideas

“Well what if you faked it? Had one of your pals pretend to be your more-than-pal for the exhibition thingy?” Lightbulb said, and for a moment Paintbrush paused the hands that continued to muss up their hair.

For an honest moment, they considered the idea.

"No, that’d never work,” Paintbrush mumbled, standing up and beginning to pace in the small area, keeping behind the wet floor sign. “My parents know that Marsh is dating Bow and Apple, and OJ is dating Paper… Silver would rather die and he’d probably ask me to pay him too, Cabby would get too nervous and end up as a no-show, Fan and Test Tube are good actors but they’d probably create a space-time portal in the middle of the exhibit…”

“Well, what about me?” Lightbulb asked breezily.

OR, I wrote a lightbrush fake dating au because the concept was kinda silly