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Summary
Annie Edison is alone. Annie Edison wakes up at five A.M. every morning to do her hair and makeup and she smiles at everyone she sees at school and she’s never once missed a homework deadline and she still can’t get a second date with any guy who isn’t gay or a hackey-sack hippie. Annie Edison would rip her heart out of her chest without a second thought if it would make someone walk her way and she’s still alone, which must mean that Annie Edison is, on some level, fundamentally unlovable.--Annie accidentally tells her mom that she has a boyfriend and she accidentally says his name is Jeff Winger. Nothing that happens afterwards is an accident
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