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Summary
After getting banished for (jokingly) claiming a majority of the Witchlands just to show he could, Technoblade has been adjusting well to life in the human realm. Sure, there's a guy called Phil living in his backyard who is definitely spying on him and the new fast food joint in town is probably a front for the mafia. But that's really none of Techno's business, is it?All he wanted to do was get a hot dog at four am.
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