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Shocked by My Cucumber
by Extra_fried_noodles
ao3:470264 · 831 words
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Summary
Charles hated grocery shopping. He especially hated hot model-esque sticks of lean beef gawking at him while he picked out the biggest, individually, shrink-wrapped English cucumber his coinage can buy.
Inspired by my favorite 'Best of Craigslist' post.
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