Thanks for Not

Anonymous asked: Alrighty, here's a Hulkeye prompt. Barney sends Clint to rob Bruce's house, but Bruce's house is utterly devoid of things of value, and Clint is so tired he just falls asleep on the couch. Bruce finds him there the next morning and can't think of anything but offer him tea. :D

"Agitated, Clint went back out to the living room. He decided to take a closer look at the bookcase. That, of all things, was filled to capacity. Clint skimmed the shelves, but there were no priceless first editions of old classics. Mostly, there were works of nonfiction, containing information on quantum physics, with a few books on biology and human anatomy sprinkled here and there. He did spy worn, worthless copies of Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, and The Metamorphosis. Oh, and the Harry Potter series. Jeeze, this guy was a fucking nerd...”