the same as it was, or, why wifi network WAYSTAR_ROYCO bans Wattpad

But Shiv and Tom are not close to even the zeitgeist that circulates between the most internet-savvy people their own age, and certainly not the zeitgeist of eleven-year-old girls passing around a Wattpad page rated “teen” at private-school sleepovers even though not ONE of them is even within a year of thirteen. And so the news that Rose Roy is trying to sell herself to One Direction (are they even still together? Gerri, can they enter a contract if the multiperson entity in question has dissolved?) ricochets through Waystar Royco like yet another hostile takeover.