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Summary
When Chris, home alone and in a fit of sheer boredom, sends Jeremy an 'assemble!' text, Jeremy responds by calling him an idiot. He shows up forty five minutes later with a bucket of KFC and they crash out on the couch for shark week, rambling about everything and nothing and demolish all food unfortunate enough to cross their path.
Title taken from Breathe by Greenwheel.
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