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Summary
A parody of "Gaston" from Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast', featuring a comically buff Anders dejected over a frolicking Tevinter elf's oblivious rejection, a socially awkward Isabela trying to cheer up Anders, and a tavern that might as well become a show choir.
Contains spoilers for the end of Dragon Age II.
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