Whos Your Father

“Let me read it for you,” said Anasui, “On April 15th I met Bruno. He’s so sweet, I feel like crying. I took him to the mountains. He kissed me and dot dot dot.”“Dot dot dot?”“It’s actually really explicit, I just didn’t feel like reading.”“I think you found the answer.”“Except,” Anasui flipped a few pages, “April 20th Bruno left town. I miss him but, I met Risotto. It’s rare to meet someone taller than me and he can also throw me over his shoulder. One thing led to another and dot dot dot.”“So, we have two suspects.”“Yes.”“And the dates are too close.”“Yeah, I mean Bruno got to my dad’s ass first but Risotto when at it more.”it's a Mamma Mia au,