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Summary
“I’m just saying that college seems really, super terrifying,” she concludes through a mouthful of French fries (sometimes she feels like she’s developed his ghastly eating habits in the two and a half years she’s had to witness them firsthand, and that thought is more nauseating than running straight at Count Vertigo).
His chewing slows, and he swallows his mouthful of cheeseburger before taking a swig of the mediocre root beer from the soda bar, his eyebrows furrowing. She frowns. Prompting seriousness from the clown to end all clowns hadn’t been on her agenda when she’d started rambling about going far away and not knowing anyone or anything and having a roommate and how sharing a communal shower with people besides the Team would be weird, all of which seemed more like the sort of things he’d be flipping out about, not her.
“Or, uh, maybe it doesn’t,” she adds hesitantly, flicking at a loose piece of lettuce on her red-and-white checkered burger wrapper.
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