Olivia

This story was written by my sister when she was 7-9 years old a while ago and it is one of the most unhinged things you will ever read. It ends on a cliffhanger, but can never be finished because the sheer absurdity can never be recreated. The situations make no sense, and either possible timeline is bad, if it is taken "realistically" the main characters are around 14 or so for most of the story, which makes zero sense, but if you go by the timeline mentioned in chapter 10, it makes even less sense.Sadly, dear readers, you will not have the full experience, as this was written mainly in Fredericka the great font in varying sizes and colors, and I have changed as little as possible, including paragraph breaks and spelling, but it doesn't quite capture the magic.-Homeless orphan Olivia Marlin attends a military boarding school where she meets Sirall, the two become best friends and go through many challenges like going on first dates and battling evil avocado-human hybrids. The two become close as ever when the school fuckboys and a maniacal annoying stupid ass son of a bitch team up and try to not get their asses kicked.(courtesy of said sister, slightly older and wiser now)