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Summary
Sam hated parties, in particular Halloween parties. Everyone was drunk and yelling in his ear about how great the party was. The decorations were hokey, mostly because Al did the decorating. The music was too loud. Every time he voiced these complaints to Al he always got the same response:
"Who is twenty years older than who?" he said after Sam rattled off his excuses this time, "Because right now you sound like you’re a hundred years old and want some kids to get off your lawn."
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