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Summary
Out of the blue, Harry decides to write to Voldemort to help him escape the Order of Fried Chickens. Includes kung-fu practicing familiars and Bellatrix with a chainsaw.Bashing and silliness galore. There are some hinted pairings but nothing Sirius.
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