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Summary
Astarion lets out the heaviest sigh he can manage, making it all kinds of dramatic. He has an audience after all. He turns to said audience, looking them straight in the eyes, and says,
“Can you believe I’ve been relegated to this? By my own lover, no less.” He only gets a headshake and a slow blink in reply. “Have you nothing to say about my misfortune? At all?"
Or, after a violent altercation that leaves most of the party dead or incapacitated, Astarion ends up cooking dinner for the newly healed and revivified. It goes as well as you... wouldn't expect, really.
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