Golden Slumbers

Peter finds a baby in a dumpster and takes her home to the Baxter Building and his sleeping husband, Johnny.***Peter climbs through the window as quietly as he can, but to no avail. Johnny wakes up the minute he hears the crying. Clearly, babies are not good at being stealthy.“Peter,” he says, flicking on the lights and frowning over at him. “Peter, why do you have a baby? Have you started kidnapping babies now? Jonah’s gonna have a field day if he finds out, Peter.”“I did not kidnap a baby, Flamebrain,” Peter hisses, rocking the baby back and forth desperately, but she won’t stop crying.