Thank God

“Each year there are over three million cases of sunburn, it is clear mankind has yet to evolve to defeat the sun.”In an attempt to get back to the text and to bring back Caesar’s sanity, Smokey raised his hand.“Yes.”“Since we are on the topic of evolution, do you think Frankenstein’s monster is the next step?”“Good question.”Smokey and Caesar prayed that their professor would allow them to discuss instead of ranting.“The answer is no. His proportions are off and he’s not muscular enough.”Joseph raised his hand knowing the next interaction would piss off his friend.“Yes, Joseph.”“Do you believe Frankenstein’s monster fascination with fire relates to the sun?”