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Summary
Written for Day 2 of Torchwood Fic Week: Drinking.
One of my favourite bits from the novels is from Risk Assessment, when Jack tells the story of Ianto puking on a weevil at a Christmas party. So I decided to take that idea and run with it. :)
Oh, and the title comes from the UK Christmas song "Wombling Merry Christmas" by The Wombles.
Look it up on YouTube, for non-Brits, it would probably be either hilarious or terrifying.
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