some guy ex machina

You’re too old for this magical school fantasy, you’re too young to be dropped into another world, alas, no one else here seems to share your sentiments.(In which you refuse to start high school again, accept the world’s most questionable job offer that probably would have gone against any oaths you’d have made if you ever became a doctor—but its fine, because you didn’t even manage to start university before God, the Buddha, and Walt Disney decided to pull the two world’s most demented switcharoo prank on you. They think they’re so funny. You’re about to be hilarious.)