Merry Jesus Birth from

Single man, 36, in search of someone to fake being my wife. Will pay, plus a bonus if you return home with me for an uncomfortable family holiday.I am a member of the satanic clergy here and I find myself being recalled back to the main ministry unless I can find a reasonable explanation as to why I cannot. I do not wish to return there at all costs.-Olivia chews her lip for a second, trying to figure out how she would explain what their new holiday plans were to Mary before deciding to just tell her the truth as she opens her email to send a message to this satanic clergyman.--This is a standalone AU, the other fics in the series do not need to be read in order for this one to make sense.