This is a Story

Dear Readers,I worked way too hard on this piece of horrible fiction. The author makes me work for terrible hours and I don't get paid!! You better read this --Stop threatening the readers!-- Or I'll destroy your whole planet!!What's the story about? Well, an immortal (that's me!) follows (stalks) the Justice League while they try to save the world and do embarrassing stuff. So get ready for all that juicy cringe they try to hide from you--I'̧͍͔̾l̶͓̫̖̮͊̉͋̊͟l̡͍̗̤͖̈́ͪ̚ ma̯̿k͚̞ͩͮ̉ͯ̈̿͡e͉̾̏̋ y̢̖̖͔̽͛̊o̝̘̰̼͉͗̉ͬ́uͨͯ̓̓̚͞ p͚̆a͉̠͙͉̐̓̄̌ý̮͈̯̪͓ͅ!̜̈́ͩͭ̕͞ F̴̦͎̳͚̙̍̅̈̕o̹̱͔̐́̋r̛ w̫̼̝̥̩̤̿ͥ̀́̊h̭́ă̳̯̽͛t̖ y̫̟̫̺̟̺͂o̦̞̅u̥̿̊̊ dͫ͆ì̸̤̗͕ͮd̯͚͎̔̇̍̿̎ͤͅ t͚͚͊͜ò m̸̛͇̺̟̝ͪͯ̚͠e̵͋_ͯ!̢What's with the screaming??? Author???? Why are we going on a murder mystery?? A serial killer!!??!! Is that a demon??? A trip to Antarctica??!! Actually that's fine... But still!!An immortal from another world is tasked with reciting a fluff and crack fanfiction, but something has hijacked the written and real world causing it to go in ways no one wanted...