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Summary
“Maya… what on Earth are you talking about?”“Well, a time loop is very tricky. It’s fate’s way of telling you that you fucked up so royally that you needed divine intervention to fix it.”“Great. What did I fuck up? And why do you know so much about time loops? They’re not real.”“I don’t know what you fucked up, that’s what we’ve gotta find out. And the sooner the better. And of course they’re real, you’re in one! You gotta go through the day again and fix the mistake. Maybe you said something really awkward to someone and fate is throwing you a bone. Or maybe granny was actually a serial murderer and you saving her will cause a triple homicide in the future.”“Interesting theories,” Phoenix nodded, but felt a little better. He could work with this. Just make little tweaks until everything fixed itself. Bluff his way through a time loop. Very on-brand.aka: Phoenix's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, 2,400 hour day.
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