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Summary
My first filk, parodying Eminem's "Without Me." Written in 2002 for FF.net, but I pulled it due to their ever-changing rules. The funny part is that the message of this filk still holds true in the Twilight era.
Little twerp stole my thunder, and yes I'm annoyed by it. Nick has a message for all those vampire poseurs who copied his search for redemption.
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