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Summary
Filk of the Murder Remix of Jennifer Lopez's "I'm Real" feat. Ja Rule. Originally written in 2002 for FF.net, but later pulled due to their ever changing rules.
"My appetite for loving / Is now my hunger pain" Natalie and Nick talk about how their love is more real than any other vampire/human relationship out there.
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