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Summary
Filk parody of "The Beat Goes On," as covered by Britney Spears (I still prefer the Sonny & Cher version, myself). Originally written in 2002 for FF.Net, but pulled due to their ever-changing rules.
"Mortal blood keeps flowing through your veins / Ladi dadi di, ladi dadi da" Nick takes his own POV in LK... then skewers it, mocks it and puts it in its place. And the fandom rejoiced.
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