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Summary
My delusional, short n' sweet take on Claire's origin story: What if Julia and Henry weren't Claire's biological parents? What if Claire was *literally* found under a cabbage leaf, as her dad sometimes said?! What if Raymond and Uncle Lamb were lovers? Let's get cracky, baby!
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