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Summary
Sir Pentious regaled Heaven with tales of Hell, the Hazbin Hotel, and how he arrived at the Pearly Gates. Of course, he mentioned Alastor, the hotelier, a tall man with a constant radio aesthetic and quick, easy smile.
Turns out Al's mother overheard. Turns out Al's mother is very keen on finding out why her precious baby boy is in Hell.
And, well, one doesn't tell their mother they were a serial killer. So they come up with the next best lie, on short notice.
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