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Summary
Somebody reblogged a gif-set of Daniel Craig I made and added "what a man, love him." I immediately started singing Salt N Pepa's Whatta Man and I just pictured him in the Coca-Cola commercial where the ladies in the office all have a break at the same time when the window cleaner does his work without a shirt and Bond is that cleaner and that song is playing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW WITH THAT IMAGE RUNNING IN MY BRAIN! So I wrote it.
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