A Guide to Catfishing Your Soulmate

Jason never thought he’d need to catfish his soulmate; had never heard of anyone needing to do such a thing before. But his life had always been on a higher difficulty setting than most and he welcomed the challenge, even if it meant enlisting the aid of one loathsome magician.

Marked with the words “You’re calling me to what?” Danny knew he was fated to meet his soulmate over the phone. Of the many phone calls he placed, he’d always hoped it wouldn’t be one he made at his job in the Infinite Realms Council’s Division of Mortal Affairs. Danny had never had good luck. When the infamous Red Hood answered with Danny’s soul mark, he did what any sensible person would do. He hung up.

But his luck seemed to be improving. After John Constantine underwent a voice and personality change, it looked like one of Danny’s most notoriously awful clients was finally getting his life together.