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Summary
ARV (Fanfiction) is a chill, slightly-more-serious, altered version of Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast). Content warnings can be found in the starting notes.[(soft strumming from a guitar)Darryl: Hey, uh, Glenn, what you got going on there? Some music for the road?Glenn: Aw, yeah, check this out - (to the tune of Hotel California by the Red Hot Chili Peppers) On a dark desert highway / four dads lost their boys / when the van they were riding got suck into a void / We learned they were sold into / slavery by The Lance / Darryl's cursed to kill his son and eat his skin -Darryl: (while Glenn sings) Woah, okay. Nope, that's uh, all I think about.Glenn: - 'cause he promised when he shook his hand / Tried to help a dragon by the name of Cartok -Ron: I believe it was "Bartok"Glenn: - bones up that one -Henry: Yeah, we uh - we sure did.Glenn: - when we killed his son.Ron: I did not kill - I just liked his manly, manly bracelet.Glenn: Now we're on the road to Neverwinter / and on the gates they've hung / the Doodler drawn by Henry's sons...)The dads are off to (and checking out) Neverwinter to find Henry's boys. What trouble could those two be in NOW?
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