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Summary

It’s not Daeron who catches Maglor eventually. That honor goes to Thranduil, who’s willing to fight him tooth and nail over the last family-sized plastic barrel of cheese puffs in the this-shit’s-not-good-for-you isle of a Dollar General in the middle of nowhere, Ohio (there’s another Dollar General within three miles of the place, and nothing else).

Or: Arda is a breathtaking, bittersweet, war-torn mess, and Thranduil feels a bit silly for ever imagining he could fade so easily in such a place. Valinor has never particularly called to him, but it's beginning to look like time to go and see what all the fuss is about.

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