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Summary
In a fruitless attempt to impress his girlfriends parents—who also happened to be the King and Queen of Sweden—Eggsy had his best-friend and colleague Roxy tell him what to say via Kingsman Glasses. The reason why this was fruitless was because Eggsy ended up looking like a lunatic as he warned thin air to “Put it down.” Really, he was warning his friend Brandon, who’d been dog-sitting J.B, to put down the hand grenade he’d acquired after stumbling across Eggsy’s office. It wouldn’t have mattered anyway, because seconds later a button was pushed and missiles were sent to the home of every Kingsman agent, including Eggsy and Roxy’s.
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