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Summary
“And how long has this been going on, exactly?” Joe asks, brow furrowed.“2006,” Patrick says. He looks at Pete, who shrugs. “It was 2006,” he repeats. “Anna just broke up with me and I wasn’t feeling great and Pete -”“I get the picture,” Joe says, dragging a hand over his face. “2006? Dudes. Are you serious? What is that? Fifteen years? Are you - is this one of your pranks, Pete? Are we bringing that back? Is that what we’re doing? Because porn ninja wasn’t funny the first five times, and it really isn’t any better now-”“It wasn’t anything serious!” Pete implores. “I mean, it’s just like, you know, when you’re on the road all the time and phone sex just isn’t cutting it and your friend knows how to give a good handjob, it’s not, like, personal-”-Joe learns something unfortunate about Pete and Patrick’s relationship.
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