Ill Keep The King

“Radovid… Aren’t those names supposed to be some kind of royalty exclusive? What kind of mother would name their child – ”“My guess?” Geralt interrupted, thinking this was most definitely going to be a very, very long night. “The royal kind.”“Wait. Are you expecting me to believe that Yennefer of Vengerberg just dropped the Crown Prince of fucking Redania right into your bard’s laps?” Milva scoffed.“Where else would you rather she dropped him?”-----Where else indeed?Since the King apparently couldn't follow Jaskier home, Yennefer chose to take matters into her own hands and bring him home herself to Jaskier for him to keep...Under a sleeping spell... Without Radovid's consent nor knowledge...Because when ridiculous lovestruck stubborn overprotective royals refuse to listen to reason, sedating them and stealing them away from court is the only reasonable solution, that's why!Also called: "The Story Where A Spoon Somehow Manages To Win Everyone Over In His Fucking Sleep!"