Ruin our Friendship

She knows he has a very well-rounded, well-thought out list of carefully curated questions about musical influences and favorite songs, the best places to vacation and best place to buy her killer shades. But he doesn’t ask any of those questions, as well-meaning and safe as they are.Instead, he asks the question the entire internet has been waiting for, the one they agreed on before filming, “So, my lovely niece. Fans want to know, and they’re pretty - what’s the word? - down bad about it. When you’re writing for c.o.F.f.N., d’you write the love songs about anyone in particular?”Claudia bestows him with a blinding smile before averting her eyes to her ankles. The blush on her face gives her warm brown cheeks a soft, vivid pink gleam as she meets her uncle’s gaze and confesses with a laugh in her voice, “Well, this is going to ruin the tour.”_______Or, the Claudeline girl band!AU I couldn’t stop thinking about, filled with gay teenage angst, mutual pining & eventual found family dynamics. Also includes band interviews, snippets from Claudia’s livejournals, a lil demon of an adopted puppy, and people who give an actual fuck about Claudia and her well-being.