Sing O muse of the Rage

Odysseus has finally managed to get his friends back together to continue the campaign they’ve been playing. A great epic about the battle on the beaches of Ilium. Or Iliad, if you will.Featuring:Odysseus; the DM who grows ever more exasperated as his friends get further and further away from the plot points he prepared.Achilles; the “it’s what my character would do” raging barbarian, who rolls too many natural 20s for it to be considered just luck.Patroclus; the lawful good oath of devotion paladin who is 150% of Achilles’ self-restraint.Ajax; the human fighter who’s also just kinda… there (it’s his first time playing and he has no idea what he’s doing)