Linnaeus Cant Help Us

Professor James Higgins encompassed all the traits that a good entomologist should have: studiousness, dedication, a love of insects (particularly of the order Lepidoptera), and a strong belief in logic and the scientific method.Therefore, whenever some first year inevitably raised their hand during syllabus week to ask if the science building was really haunted, he responded with a very firm and definite ‘no’.Some of his colleagues, however, did not share his skepticism.“There be a ghost moving abouts the east wing today,” Mary greeted him.“Hello to you too, Miss Guppy.”“An’ the vendin’ machines all outta the good biscuits.”“Damn and blast!”