A Totally Normal Roadtrip Where Nothing Weird Or Strange Happens

12,567,893,456 years.That’s how long he had been trapped in this annoying and unnecessary intervention. When he was foolish enough to shake the Axolotl’s hand and was sent against his will to the THERAPRISM in Dimension #5150. Every day, every moment, every hour, the infamous Multideminitional threat known by the name of Bill Cipher counted and recalled every single moment of it.And once he's finally allowed the chance to reincarnate into a different form and a different time: Just as Axolotl had promised him he would. That incarnation just so happens to be a girl by the name of Dani Lanyard in the year 2008. And what's worse: he's reincarnated into the dimension and earth of the very family that ruined his plans and killed him in the first place. Though of course now reborn and with his memories erased he knows none of this.Now in the year 2018, a ten-year-old Dani is having fun on a road trip with her father when they decide to make one final stop in a strange town called Gravity Falls, Oregon.A stop where absolutely nothing happens and everything is totally fine. Dani doesn't remember anything, nor does she explode someone's head with spiders, or get PTSD from some weird old grunkle.