Earthquake Survival

The Planet Earth, located far beyond the conquered reaches of Irken Territory, is a seemingly innocuous planet compared to the hostile and inhabitable world of planet of Sklong with its dry heat and acidic atmosphere, nor is it as deadly as Planet Disco, whose record-breaking rotation speed jettisons its fragile mirror-like crust into space like shrapnel. And it's certainly no Planet Crabbo, the well-known and oft feared wandering planet famously made entirely of angry crabs. Man, are those crabs angry about something. Nevertheless, Planet Earth has its own deadly surprises that could easily overcome even the strongest Irken, if unprepared. Luckily, Commander Maza is an expert on all naturally caused Earth-disasters and she's willing to share her knowledge and training. Sign up now, if you think you've got what it takes.This first episode hones in on one of the most common and misunderstood Earth-related natural events known as "Earth-Quakes." Why does the Earth jiggle so much? Is it a defense mechanism to ward off intergalactic predators? Science may never know, but Maza does, and she has some advice for what to do when caught on the surface during such an event.