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Summary
In Arthur Shappey's world, Toblerones belong everywhere. Douglas, Martin, and Russell Brand have some views on this.
Inspired by a tweet, as many of my fics are. In this case I was inspired by ivyblossom, who tweeted this quote from Russell Brand: "Crack goes in the ass easier than a Toblerone."
This is what happened.
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