kiss me on the mouth and

Stan is lonely and living by himself after he sends his brother through some random portal that he had in his basement (???). One night, a strange man shows up on his doorstep begging for Stanford to take him in and let him stay with him. Stanley isn't his brother, but something about the way this man looks at him makes him feel strange and like he needs to protect him, which is weird because he shouldn't be feeling that way about another man, especially one he just met. But Fiddleford H. McGucket is just the person to show him otherwise.