The 12 days of Christmas

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.." "Who played 'The Twelve Days days of Christmas around Thor and Loki? We're gonna kill whoever it is!" "Wasn't Me!' "not It!" "nyet!" "I'm just going go do science in my labe because this is not a calm environment and I need calm. And for the record, this was not my idea." "why would I add more crazy to the list of things I have to deal with daily?" "I work for Tony Stark, I'm pretty sure I know when a crazy plan was his idea. And this plan is totally crazy and that means it originated with Tony Stark. " OR the one where somebody plays the Twelve days of Christmas and the Norse 'Gods'-in-residence take it a tad too seriously to their ladies' joint displeasure. Pepper, Bruce and Phil have to deal with the insanity and the mess and the chaos and it looks like Christmas with the Avengers is never a dull moment. Hide the carving knives, people. And somebody drag Tony out of his workshop, please. Steve, stop hitting the punching bags, it's not going to help anything. Clint, Natasha, sparring, likewise, isn't going to fix this, either. No amount of alcohol can fix this, either Tony.