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Summary

May need a moment's explication.

Charlie Brooker's wonderful satirical programmes ScreenWipe and WeeklyWipe bring in an excellent comic actress, Diane Morgan, as "Philomena Cunk" in "Moments of Wonder", where she does a lovely line in flat deadpan Northern delivery of some exceedingly ridiculous lines.

errandofmercy noticed this on Tumblr, and said, what we need is a fandom version.

So I did. It's tonally uneven, mainly because I kept slipping between what I was trying for and Sellars & Yeatman, but I think it's funny.

If anyone wants to know where I came up with the Nightmare Fuel of animals tied together, look up "Rat King".

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