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Summary
Christmas is no laughing matter for Joker. In the decade since the war, Joker has grown to hate the festive season so much he gives Scrooge a run for his money. Fortunately for Joker, the only crew member aboard the Normandy to really embrace the festive season is batarian scientist, Groff. Even Thane, who finds Christmas pleasant and... intriguing, seems too preoccupied with some personal issues for anything merry this year.
When the Normandy is summoned to a newly settled colony, history loving Groff thinks all his Christmases' have come at once, and Thane discovers both his second childhood and his sex appeal. All thanks to an incredible and surprising find by artist, baker of mince pies, and archaeologist, Joe Black.
While most of the crew are busy being Joe's little helpers, Joker is plunged into a nightmare. He is visited by three ghosts from the past who bring a stark and disturbing warning about his future.
It all belongs to Bioware apart from my OC Groff, and Joe Black, who was inspired by the real Joe from deviantart.
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Happy holidays to you all!
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