He Was Just On His Phone

[PROMPT] I really want a story where Bill doesn’t understand the concept of love, like it legitimately flies over his head.I want Bill to have urges to kiss Dipper, to hug him from behind, to practically mangle his hand from how tightly he’s holding onto it – but never think of it as love or anything special. He just does it on impulse, just like he does anything else he wants to do. It simply doesn’t register that these urges are coming up from a deeper place or meaning. He thinks it’s just for fun – and it is really fun.I want Dipper to completely freak out over this. I want him to know it’s all a joke at first but develop feelings about these actions the further they go along. I want him to struggle between confronting Bill about whether these actions are actually meaningful and keeping silent to keep the displays of affection going for as long as he can.