well fool em all just

‘huh, manepear.’ bacon processed internally, until he suddenly realized. “holy shit—get the fuck away from me!” he scooted a few inches away from manepear. well, maybe actually a few feet.one of mane’s ears fold in slightly. “hi bacon!” he cheerfully greets.bacon is one heartbeat away from getting a heart attack on the spot. he just stares at the player in front of him in shock, disbelief, panic, fear, and all of the above. so, he does the totally logical thing in this scenario.interrogate? nah. get trapped in a hug!(and i’ll break for u baby, cause u make it feel so good)-l4 times manepear tries to confess his love to bacon, (thru some mysterious ahh ways) and the one time he actually confesses ( i know this is unrealistic n makes no sense..)